Looks good to me.

There is something about the Midwest and our love for Ranch dressing. I remember the glorious day when I took the Ranch outside the salad world and incorporated it into two of the greatest foods of all time: pizza and french fries. It was a game changer when you add Ranch to pizza and french fries and now I can't eat them without it.

Now I'm not one of those freaky fetish people but this girl has a bit of an accident that gets her covered with Ranch dressing and becomes very attractive to us Midwesterners.