With Christmas a bit over a month away, put down the 'wish list' your friends and family have given Santa. Cuz this is all anyone from Iowa will ever need...

The people at Hidden Valley Ranch are taking preorders right now for a Christmas stocking that's filled with ranch dressing.

I kid you not. The stocking is made out of plastic and it's got a spout on top.  It's filled with 52 ounces of straight ranch dressing.  You can preorder it for $35 plus tax, and it'll be delivered early next month, in time for Christmas. This gives you plenty of time to pick up lettuce, carrot sticks, burger patties, fries, pizza, a loofah... whatever else your ranch loving fellow Iowan enjoys dousing in the white stuff.

You can get more info, and preorder by going here.

Or, you know, just take a few bottles of ranch and dump them in someone's stocking if you're looking for a DIY solution...