The Average Person Laughs THIS MANY Times a Day
The average American laughs eight times a day, according to a new survey. Hopefully when you listen to Marks in the Morning you hit your quota by 7:30 and start going for extra credit!
The survey also looked at the most universally funny things that get a chuckle out of us. And it's a big win for fathers and radio DJ's everywhere, because alas, dad jokes made the list. Here are the top 10 things that make us laugh:
1. Things our kids say.
2. Sitcoms on TV.
3. Memes and animal videos.
4. Reality TV.
5. Dad jokes. (Yasssssssss!)
6. Knock-knock jokes.
7. People mispronouncing words.
8. Bad photos of people.
10. Watching someone trip and fall. Honestly, are you not a little surprised that wasn't #1...
Need a dad joke for a quick laugh? Ahem, 'I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts'. One more? Ok! 'I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.' ::RIMSHOT::