If you haven't seen this before...

Robert Lee, the owner of Cullman Liquidation Center in Alabama, was chosen for an online commercial through the credit company MicroBilt in 2009. His business sells mobile homes. The advertisement features the lines: "My wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post" and "some of them have stains, we cover that up."

The 80-second ad also contains random sounds of whips cracking and a the cry of an Eagle.

View his website (and buy his T-shirt) HERE.

Credit: Rhett & Link via YouTube