He went full scorpion.

In the words of UrbanDictionary.com, the "Scorpion Fall" is, "when you face-plant into the ground, and your feet come up and behind your head making you look like a scorpion." It really is an amazing thing to watch. To see the quintessential example, see the video below in our 5th installment of why women live longer.

Makeshift ramp, poorly constructed bike, no athleticism equals that landing.

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