If a French baguette were to move on it's own, how would it travel?

This weird Twitter debate got the world in a buzz. Thinking if a French baguette were to move on it's own, how would you think it would.

1) The Worm: Moving the way a slot wiggles it's way around.

2) The Gallop: Clearly the fastest way of getting around town.

3) Robot Rotate: This seems like the most practical of all the ways considering a baguette is stiff solid piece.

4) Caterpillar: Literally just scooching around with a distance of an inch.

***But that wasn't enough. There were people upset by these 4 and it sparked 4 MORE different ways your baguette could move. Check below.

So here you go. The debate that has sparked almost 100,000 comments.

I personally have to go with number 5