From the 'Tiff-alonies Files' comes this great stupid criminal...

Trips to McDonald's don't get more expensive than this... The cops in Sheffield, England pulled a guy over for speeding a few days ago. When they asked him what his rush was, he told them he was going so fast because he'd just gotten some McDonald's and he wanted to rush home to eat it before it got cold. Hm, I kinda feel his pain here. NO ONE wants cold fries, right? I think we can all agree it's almost worth risking a ticket over eating those bad boys fresh!

Unfortunately for him, he also didn't have insurance. Oops. Because of this he got a speeding ticket and his car was towed off. No word on the status of his meal, but hopefully it was still warm enough to eat once he finally got home.

At least he wasn't drunk. The only 6-pack us fat kids need, the 6 piece chicken McNugget.